WHAT A SICK WORLD WE ARE NOW LIVING IN!

Here are three of today's headlines in order of importance: 1. Deborah Meaden becomes the fourth contestant to waltz out of Strictly Come Dancing. 2. Bond star Connery tops list of most popular British actors in America. 3. Gay art student sparks outrage with plan to lose his virginity in front of audience of 100. NOW WAY DOWN THE BATTING ORDER UNDER WHAT PARIS HILTON WILL BE WEARING FOR HALLOWEEN AND OZZY OSBORN'S SON DECLARES BANKRUPTCY IS THIS STORY: Wave of bombings across Iraq KILLS at least 62 and leave dozens wounded.

JUST LIKE I KEEP SAYING, HOW WE HAVE BECOME SO ANAESTHETISED TO DAILY HEADLINES LIKE THIS???? I think Einstein got it about right