Israel controls the world so says the conspiracy theorists. Perhaps Israel IS the Messiah?

Lets look at the fact with thanks to the theorists , bless them.

The State of Israel has a population of approximately 8,585,000

0–14 years 27.3%
15–64 years 62.2%
65 and over 10.5%

so lets say 4 million of a working age. That's half the population on London!!!

Conspiracy Theorists have proof that.

Israel control America.

Israel control ISIS

That Israel control the world banks.

Israel control Hollywood.

Israel Killed JFK

Israel are responsible for 9/11

Israel murdered Princess Diana.

Israel are responsible for terror attacks in London, Manchester, Paris, Belgium and Barcelona.

So you see the conspiracy theorists and their hugely educated followers have it all worked out.

So Israel DOES control the world...Why they want to and how it benefited them slaughtering people in London, Manchester, Paris, Belgium, Barcelona etc i'm not sure but they know and perhaps will share it with is. Oh yes I remember one moron sorry genius saying Israel wanted world domination.....WHY? and NOW THAT HAVE, WORLD DOMINATION THAT IS, WILL THEY SLAUGHTER EVERYONE AND THEN MAKE IT AN ISLAMIC WORLD....Hold on how will this benefit the Jews. Maybe they have a deal with ISIS when they slaughter everyone they will leave the Jews, but that wont work ISIS wanted a world for Islam...Oh now I'm confused

I am going to share a little secret with you conspiracy theorists and their beloved followers but don't tell anyone.

North Korea's beloved president Kim Jong Un is having a gay love affair with Israeli hero Benjamin Netanyahu!!!

Sounds ridicules but half as ridicules as the crap above about Israels world domination.

On my Facebook I debunked every conspiracy theorists theories on why and how princess Diana was murdered in the Paris accident in fact I proved she died in a tragic accident and not one person argued with me. Im about to debunk 9/11 and JFK